Heather: Sue For Slander. I’ll Testify!

September 27, 2007

Critics’ Pick
Best Place to Find Girls Gone Wild: Gwinnett is Great

On the water tower that hovers over I-85 is the declaration: GWINNETT IS GREAT. What’s Gwinnett great at? For one thing, producing otherwise unremarkable young women whose lapses in judgment — combined with their wholesome suburban-ness and vaguely attractive whiteness — accidentally propel them into the national news spotlight. In ’05, it was Jennifer “Runaway Bride” Wilbanks. This year, it’s Ashley Miller and Heather Johnston, aka the Barbie Bandits, who briefly captured the country’s imagination by looking a lot prettier on Bank of America security-camera footage than they do in real life. After they were arrested and news producers figured out they weren’t actually hot, they largely vanished. Before her guilty plea, Johnston worked as a telemarketer. Miller is, of all things, working as a babysitter as she awaits trial.

You bag of shit. Heather is Hot!

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Bite my bag, sleazezoid.

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Previously in this blog:
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Heather Johnston category

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Heather: Judge Remains

September 12, 2007

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Staley will continue as judge in ‘bandit’ case

Lawyers for the remaining defendants in the “Barbie Bandits” case said Tuesday that the judge handling it does not need to be replaced.

Cobb Superior Court Judge Mary Staley’s family owns stock in Bank of America, the alleged victim in the case.

Staley asked the lawyers to decide whether they wanted her to be replaced by another judge. Defense attorneys decided it was not necessary.

October 5th is the next court date.

Previously in this blog:
Barbie Bandits category
Heather Johnston category


Heather: The Helots Come Out To Make Hay

August 25, 2007

“Is the Barbie Bandit Really Accepting Responsibility for Her Actions?”

Perhaps Dad has forgotten that God will forgive, but he also punishes.

Does He? Always?

No.

John 8:1-11

I single this post out because it specifically invokes God. As if this person knows God. This person only knows God as he wants to know God. But he doesn’t know God.

I cite the most famous example from the New Testament (an account which in fact is in doubt according to some scholars). Go read the Old Testament. There are plenty of instances where corrupt societies were on the brink of being extinguished by the wrath of God. Yet God first sent prophets to persuade them to repent. They did and were spared.

But, oh, that doesn’t fit in with the God this guy says he knows.

These self-righteous pricks make me sick. Please, pray for a spaceship to take you to another planet! One where you can enjoyably punish one another.

Previously in this blog:
Heather: WKRN-TV Video
Heather: Today’s Wrap-Up
Heather: Google Trends Peak
Heather: WSB-TV Video
Heather: 11Alive Video
Heather: ABC News Video
Heather: WCSH6-TV Video Report & Transcript
Heather: Day Two
Heather: She’s Made Google Trends
Heather: Tears Outside Courtroom
Heather: She’s More Popular Than The iPhone!
Heather: Photos From Court Guilty Plea
Heather: She Pleads Guilty!

Barbie Bandits category
Heather Johnston category


Heather: WKRN-TV Video

August 24, 2007

“‘Barbie Bandit’ Appears In Atlanta Courtroom” — embedded Flash video with news article

This basically recycles footage seen in the ABC report.

Screensnaps:

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Previously in this blog:
Heather: Today’s Wrap-Up
Heather: Google Trends Peak
Heather: WSB-TV Video
Heather: 11Alive Video
Heather: ABC News Video
Heather: WCSH6-TV Video Report & Transcript
Heather: Day Two
Heather: She’s Made Google Trends
Heather: Tears Outside Courtroom
Heather: She’s More Popular Than The iPhone!
Heather: Photos From Court Guilty Plea
Heather: She Pleads Guilty!

Barbie Bandits category
Heather Johnston category


Heather: Today’s Wrap-Up

August 23, 2007

According to published reports:

Heather Johnston has to wear an ankle monitor, undergo regular drug testing, and still has to live under a curfew.

She has been working a six-day-a-week job at a telemarketer for a vacuum cleaner sales company. She earns $200/week plus commissions.

The prosecution:

Assistant District Attorney Jason Samuels recommended a sentence of three years in prison and seven years’ probation. He also recommended that she pay $9,964 in restitution to Bank of America and that she testify against her co-defendants. Police recovered $1,002 from Johnston when she was arrested, Samuels said. He also recommended that she serve 12 months on the marijuana charge.

Four people were involved and she has to account for all monetary restitution? All I will say right now is that must be an error. The prosecution should also keep in mind that Heather entered a plea of guilty. The other three are still stonewalling under pleas of not guilty.

Don’t let them rattle you, Heather. Things will work out.

Previously in this blog:
Heather: Google Trends Peak
Heather: WSB-TV Video
Heather: 11Alive Video
Heather: ABC News Video
Heather: WCSH6-TV Video Report & Transcript
Heather: Day Two
Heather: She’s Made Google Trends
Heather: Tears Outside Courtroom
Heather: She’s More Popular Than The iPhone!
Heather: Photos From Court Guilty Plea
Heather: She Pleads Guilty!
Barbie Bandits category
Heather Johnston category


Heather: Google Trends Peak

August 23, 2007

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I wonder about the value of Google Trends. In fact, of Google itself. Again I had to turn to Yahoo for my digging today. Google was just about worthless.

Previously in this blog:
Heather: WSB-TV Video
Heather: 11Alive Video
Heather: ABC News Video
Heather: WCSH6-TV Video Report & Transcript
Heather: Day Two
Heather: She’s Made Google Trends
Heather: Tears Outside Courtroom
Heather: She’s More Popular Than The iPhone!
Heather: Photos From Court Guilty Plea
Heather: She Pleads Guilty!
Barbie Bandits category
Heather Johnston category


Heather: WSB-TV Video

August 23, 2007

Guilty Plea in Barbie Bandit Case
Mark Winne reports.

Screensnaps:

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News article: Barbie Bandit Pleads Guilty In Bank Heist

Previously in this blog:
Heather: 11Alive Video
Heather: ABC News Video
Heather: WCSH6-TV Video Report & Transcript
Heather: Day Two
Heather: She’s Made Google Trends
Heather: Tears Outside Courtroom
Heather: She’s More Popular Than The iPhone!
Heather: Photos From Court Guilty Plea
Heather: She Pleads Guilty!
Barbie Bandits category
Heather Johnston category