September 26, 2007

3 Charged in PC Magazine Editor’s Death

PITTSBURG, Calif. (AP) – Three men have been charged with murdering a senior editor for PC World magazine in what police said was an attempt to steal marijuana that the victim’s son grew in their home for medical use.

Rex Farrance, 59, the San Francisco-based magazine’s senior technical editor, was shot in the chest on Jan. 9 after masked men broke into his suburban home.

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September 23, 2007

The pupil bloodied and battered beyond recognition by teenage girls

Our President Admits He Is A War Criminal

September 22, 2007

OK, this is so damned important that it calls for me to embed a YouTube video in this blog for the fourth time.

Watch this, dammit!

And I repeat the first YouTube vid I’ve ever embedded, Paddy Chayefsky calling you to action:

Yeah, That’s It. Cue The Vigilantes!

September 15, 2007

Police tell woman who had bag snatched ‘sorry, that’s not a crime’

I’m not going to quote this at all. You have to go read it and get the full jaw-dropping effect.

Remember: Things originate in England. Then spread to over here.

Even On The Internet You Make Me Want To Bleed To Death

August 21, 2007

This is a big deal on reddit:

Honda was getting 47mpg — THIRTY YEARS AGO [classic ad photo]

Oh for fuck’s sake. Are you all fucking teenyboppers out there?

Yes, it did, goddammit. I knew it back then because I was alive back then. And that was the car I wanted to buy back then.

Why the fuck do you think I’m pissed all the fucking time? Because by now we should have had gas mileage in the triple-fucking digits.

Or better: those Islamic madmen in their oil-bearing countries would be merrily killing themselves in their impoverished lands because the West would have dropped its need for oil at least twenty years ago.

And you have the fucking temerity to think I’m a crank because I want to see certain Suits flapping at the end of ropes from lampposts.

Who the fuck do you think got us into this shit? Martians?!!?

Previously in this blog:
You Make Me Want To Bleed To Death

Die In Prison, You Piece Of Shit

August 3, 2007

Spammer gets 30 years in the slammer

Notorious spammer Christopher “Rizler” Smith was sentenced to 30 years in prison by a federal judge on Wednesday.

US District Judge Michael Davis called Smith a “drug kingpin” before throwing the book at him. Smith was convicted on charges of conspiracy, illegal distribution of drugs, money laundering and operating a continuing criminal enterprise.

Don’t feel sorry for this fuck:

Under the spam companies Burnsville Internet and Xpress Pharmacy Direct, Smith allegedly sent more than one billion emails through America Online. The FBI claims he made approximately $18m during his final year as a penis pill pusher. Federal authorities raided Xpress Pharmacy and Smith’s home, seized $4.2m in assets, including a $1.1m house and 17 luxury vehicles worth $1.8m.

And all his customers? I hope their dicks fall off.

NOW Do You Finally Understand Why I Must Have A License To Kill?

July 19, 2007

Teen Girls Accused Of Setting Kitten Ablaze

Fuck rehabilitation.

Fuck therapy.

Fuck incarceration.

And fuck you who believe in them.

Bitches die. Period.

They do not get to live on my earth.